Hive Rise review

Very simple game. Few real strategies but doesn't waste any time at all. Worth an hour or two but that is all. the tutorial is over in 2 min the dl in 3 etc.

Casino Jack review

Big names (i don't know them) look like idiots. Ruins Gravitas. Maybe also makes them look random and therefore movie looses point.

Heroes of Newerth review

"We won't implement the ability to play Custom maps in the near future because we're busy focusing on designing stuff that affect CORE gameplay so yea, custom maps is not on our high priority list right now"
well f .
well f .

Animaniacs review

This is a kid's show. Repeat the jokes as often as possible! Your nostalgia is blinding you.

Superjail! review

Alot like the venture Bros. but way more weirdness and gore. Its for adults. On the up side its very fast paced.

Tales from Earthsea review

Despite great visuals and animation the story is either cliche or family valuesy. Whats wrong wit trying to live longer again?

Sam & Max Episode 104: Abe Lincoln Must Die! review

ITS NOW FREE!
Its not that funny. A show would work better. Not that many puzzles. Interesting experience for someone who has not played puzzle adventure games in a while. The bunny is cute.
Its not that funny. A show would work better. Not that many puzzles. Interesting experience for someone who has not played puzzle adventure games in a while. The bunny is cute.

Thor review

Instant character change to a flat boring hero guy no less. Instant romance. Only 3 jokes work. The bad guy eventually makes no sense.
Why is Thor so damn flat? After arriving on earth he does the nearly silent, cutout, and really underdeveloped hero.
Why is Thor so damn flat? After arriving on earth he does the nearly silent, cutout, and really underdeveloped hero.

Age of Empires Online review

This is a bright mmo rpg. not much of a strategy or RTS game though. Pve gives better rewards and requires no strategy to complete. PVP is a resource gathering nightmare. 4 resources and managing tiny workers etc. Best strategy is to mass a blob and pile on. I don't see any strategy to unit selection.
Maybe i am wrong and at higher levels its a better game but i am not going to bother. There are definitely better games to play.
Maybe i am wrong and at higher levels its a better game but i am not going to bother. There are definitely better games to play.

Black Prophecy review

Awesome graphics visuals voice and story for an mmo. Voice overs and facial animation to compete with bioware...
Pls auto-doc with station instead of making me do it. Pls autolute especially when i'm solo.
Pls put symbols like those red triangles on all craft. Or the same unit highlight as in mouse mode. Also hp and shields if you could fit that in somehow.
I need to know who and what is behind me to dodge so some info on how may are targeting me or looking in my direction while in weapons range at least but also at what angle who with what weapons their distance if they are tailed or not etc.
More debri in debri fields pls. Ads to variety game play and strategies available.
Let me use the music from Vega Strike.
Pls auto-doc with station instead of making me do it. Pls autolute especially when i'm solo.
Pls put symbols like those red triangles on all craft. Or the same unit highlight as in mouse mode. Also hp and shields if you could fit that in somehow.
I need to know who and what is behind me to dodge so some info on how may are targeting me or looking in my direction while in weapons range at least but also at what angle who with what weapons their distance if they are tailed or not etc.
More debri in debri fields pls. Ads to variety game play and strategies available.
Let me use the music from Vega Strike.
